I am officially putting out a geek rock APB on an assmonger driving a yellow vehicle. The fucker just scraped the shit out of my car and didn't even leave a note. If you see a yellow vehicle with a scraped up side anywhere collect the following: 1) license number 2) owner's name and 3) owner's larnyx served delicately in bed of owner's rectal cavity.

One moment can turn it all around.

A very terrible thing has been happening to me these past month and a half. I've been on dialup for the longest period in my adult life. I felt so dirty, so ashamed. There was no one I could go to; no one who would understand my pain. I would take hot showers over and over and over... but nothing could get the filth off. nothing.
But now, I'm better. I starting taking cable broadband, and in three short hours the itchy dialup rash was gone!

I get angry when we never say what we mean.

Don't it always seem to go...
That you do don't know what you got till it's gone.

This Independence Day, free yourself from the propaganda. Free yourself from hate. Free yourself from conformity. Be the truest Patriot and change your mind, your heart, and your nation.